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You are cleaning your bedroom, vacuuming the carpet and dusting the furniture. Until you think you hear a sudden scream. You unplug the vacuum and try to listen. Is that… Kiku? Another scream, louder this time, makes you run downstairs. And there he is.

Kiku is sitting on top of the kitchen counter in a ball, practically hyperventilating.

"Kiku…?" 

"___-______-chan!" He cries stuttering your name, tears streaming down his face. "Kiku… what's wrong?" You ask in a concerned tone. Too scared to even speak, he just simply points behind you.

You turn around, finding the source that scared Kiku to death: A big, fat cockroach. "Eww…" You say as your nose wrinkles.

Grabbing the nearest object, which happens to be a telephone book, you slam the roach with full force. "Didn't need that anyway…" You mumble, assuming bug guts are probably everywhere underneath the heavy book. By now, the poor guy looks like he's having a panic attack.

"Shh… it's okay. The cockroach is gone now."

 "A-are you sure?"

"Come."

You reach a hand out and help him down from the counter.

"I'm scared…"

"Don't be, you're safe now."

*****

Later that night, the two of you decide to watch a movie on the couch.

"______-chan?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you."

You turn to meet Kiku's gaze. His cheeks look like they're on fire.

"I love you too, baby."

"… Can I ask you something else?"

"What is it?"

"Can we snuggle?"

~ 終わり. ♥
I thought it would be funny to write a story about Japan's fear of cockroaches. And according to Hima papa, Japan is so scared of them, he cries. But I think it's hilarious.

Thank you for reading! :D
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:iconaisu-chan12:
Aisu-Chan12 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant
I actually saw 3 cockroaches just a few moments ago... I nearly died of fright
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:iconallybonnifoykirkland:
AllyBonnifoyKirkland Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2016  New Deviant
just laughed so hard i snorted.
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:iconthegamemonster:
TheGameMonster Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Oh I thought it was touching...lolololol
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:iconmikasamlp531:
mikasamlp531 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I have some things to do now....*starts terrorizing Japan with cockroaches*
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:iconomnisite:
Omnisite Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016  New Deviant
noo NIHON ILL SAVE YOU HETALIA TRASH AWAAY
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
just dump a whole bucket on him
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:iconmidnightsnowflake1:
MidnightSnowflake1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  New Deviant
*burns bucket of cockroaches and sprays Raid on the charred remains* Shh. It's okay Kiku-kun. They're dead now. Also, just to make sure... *stabs people who were planning on scaring him* You're safe! Now about all this blood...
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wolfdragonquest Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016
He should be glad he dosnt live where I do. We have seemingly indestructible Cockroaches.  The only way to kill them is with chemicals.
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:iconmidnightsnowflake1:
MidnightSnowflake1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016  New Deviant
If cockroaches can survive a cold war, WHAT THE MAPLE FLAVORED BACON SHAPED NUCLEAR POISONED TOAST IS IN RAID.
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:iconwolfdragonquest:
wolfdragonquest Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2016
Let's just say we had to use extremely powerful chemicals to kill them.
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:iconxxkittenreaderxx:
XxKittenReaderxX Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016
I have found Kiku's worst fear... Muahahahaha... >:D
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015
awwwwwwwww so cute >w<
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thank you! ♥
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2016
Your welcome ^_^
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:icondorkageyama:
dorkageyama Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
OMFG I FOUND. UR OLD SHIT LEXII OMMMGGGG DYING AHAAHHAH I LOVE IT SO MUCH OMGGGGGGGGGG IM CRYINH OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
bELLY I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT READING THIS COMMENT OVER AND
OVER AND EVEN READING THE STORY MYSELF UGH IT'S JUST SO UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IN
THE WORLD WOULD YOU LOOK AT MY OLD SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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dorkageyama Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
IM DUIMG OMFG
I WAS JUST READING HETALIA FANFICS AND THEN I CLICKED ON IT
AND THEN I FOUND IT
AND OMG IM SO HAPPY UR STUFF IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT
IM DYING THO AHAHAAH JAPAN U PISSY
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
hoW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AAAAAAAAA
YEAH HE'S SUCH A PUSSY OMFG I CANNOT
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dorkageyama Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I"M DYING OMG 
I JUST SAW IT IN THE RELATED AND  I WAS LIKE OKAY I'LL GIVEW I T A TRY 
HELP ME OMG I SAIDD PISSY HAHAHHA
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i have one questions for you:






















why
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:icondorkageyama:
dorkageyama Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS BY U AND I WAS BORED
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
oooooooooooooooo
weLL DON'T EVER BORED AGAIN KAY?
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:iconlily54541:
lily54541 Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Can we snuggle?
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:iconamazaling:
Amazaling Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015
Me: AWE!!! KAWAIII COCKAROACH! *picks it up and brings it outside*
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:iconthe-minxinator:
The-Minxinator Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2015
Japan: *screams*
Me: Oh my god! I'm coming Japan! What's wrong?! *runs to him*
Japan: *panicking*
Me: Whats wrong?! *sees cockroach* Eewww!!!! Gross!!!!! *cockroach starts to fly*
Me: OH HELL NAW!!!! *runs away screaming while dragging Japan* IT CAN FREAKING FLY!!!! AAAGGHHHHH!!!!! ITS GONNA ATTACK ME!!!!! *runs out the house with Japan still being dragged*
Japan: *still panicking*
China: What the actual heck, aru.
Me: *panicking*
Japan: *panicking*
China: *sweatdrops*
China: ...........it was a cockroach wasn't it.
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:iconaimeloverppgz:
aimeloverppgz Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
sadly cockroaches CAN fly... scary as hell
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015
Yeah, I've had to face that one too many times
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:iconaimeloverppgz:
aimeloverppgz Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
try having a house infested with them and it's because your neihbors are complete slobs
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i hate palmetto bugs......thos are the cockroaches that can fly....and theyr HUGE!!
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
I used to have a pet roach, I don't think it was palmetto. Or maybe it was. Don't know. But I grew afraid of the flying ones ever since it escaped and I'm just sitting up in bed at like 8:30 am. and it flies at me. It's was a very scary moment.
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i feel your pain. one night i was up late reading, like 2am, and i hear this buzzing noise. i look up and there, in the corner of my ceiling, is this freaking huge palmetto bug! i screamed and successfully woke up the entire house. the bug was contained, and i went on to pull an all nighter.
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TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
XD I feel bad for you about that. Mine actaully made it to smack into my face and it wouldn't come off. So I basically ran around my house silently screaming and flailing my arms like an idiot. My bird comes in, attacks me, and successfully got it off. Though it ate it. I had scratches all over my face, and it was hard to explain to my parents what had happened. 
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
you win....
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:iconthebeautyindarkness:
TheBeautyInDarkness Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015
I do?! O.o
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
yeah! id most likely would pass out if that thing landed on my face!
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OriginalOtakuLuv Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XD shush japan its ok! Even though they can fly (takes out a kitchen knife) ill shred them to bits (laughs like belurus)
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TheDevilishRui Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Abigail(My best friend): HEY JAPAN DID YOU KNOW COCKROACHES CAN FLY?

Japan: *starts hyperventilating*

Me: ABBY!!! *grabs book and hits her head*

Abigail: *evil grin* huehu-OWWWW!!!!

Me: DONT MAKE MY JAPAN HAVE A PANIC ATTACK OR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN XD
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015
Don't worry Kiku-kun ill go get my ax.
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:iconmikasamlp531:
mikasamlp531 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll help, my dear friend.
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2016
Thanks.
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM FANGIRL SPASM* HE WANTS TO SNUGGLEEEEE
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
:iconyayjapanplz:
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*PTEREDACTYL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*VICTORY SCREEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHH*
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:victoryscreech: NaNoEmo day 10 - Victory Screech! :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: :victoryscreech: 
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skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
lol!
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:iconmidnightdash2137:
MidnightDash2137 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I. hate. spiders. and i'm getting better about them...
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:iconpumpkin-milk:
pumpkin-milk Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
whaaaa spiders aren't scary!!
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:iconskylasparkle:
skylasparkle Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
just think...they have 8 beady eyes...8 fuzzy legs that crawl on you......and 2 poisonous fangs that punctures your skin and kill you!!!!
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